Perpetually thinking about films - films, the likes of which, I hope to review as a bonafide critic.
Fan boy for The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.
Start lowering your expectations.
Anonymous
1,4,9,17,28

1: When did you lose your virginity?

About three years ago(ish)?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

a fucking caravan innit

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 

In a gym toilet. I was big on the idea until I could see me doing everything in the mirror out the corner of my eye. 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 

This is kinda cringy but Baby by Warpaint. 

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Neck, hips and shoulders uhhhhhhhhhh

sandycohensbrows:

did you unfollow me because i took away your bellsmith status? i’m about to kick off

It was a mistake but NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. sandycohensbrows:

did you unfollow me because i took away your bellsmith status? i’m about to kick off

It was a mistake but NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. sandycohensbrows:

did you unfollow me because i took away your bellsmith status? i’m about to kick off

It was a mistake but NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

sandycohensbrows:

did you unfollow me because i took away your bellsmith status? i’m about to kick off

It was a mistake but NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

Every workplace i’m ever in, I seem to be the one nominated as the “weird” one. Like, I feel that my personality’s pretty easy to get along with but NO! homophobia and general bullying always win majority favour so I guess i’m the aloof guy bc they’re all too busy finding it HILARIOUS that i’m not a Real Man.

It means that I always get sectioned off with the girls which is fine bc I get along with girls better anyway but then they’re also too busy trying not to talk to me too much in case they look too friendly to me in front of the boys.


American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho (2000)

Waah today is hump day which means I have to be extra nice to me. I may or may not trade games in and get Dynasty Warriors 8 and am considering investing in some more jeans because i’m totally hopeless at having my own clothes.

NSFW ASKS
  • 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • 5: Favourite sex position?
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • 12: How often do you have sex?
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  • 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • 30: Do you watch porn?
beckittns:

i no longer know what i’m doing, nor why, these are things that matter less and less
beckittns:

i no longer know what i’m doing, nor why, these are things that matter less and less
beckittns:

i no longer know what i’m doing, nor why, these are things that matter less and less

beckittns:

i no longer know what i’m doing, nor why, these are things that matter less and less