1: When did you lose your virginity?
About three years ago(ish)?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
a fucking caravan innit
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
In a gym toilet. I was big on the idea until I could see me doing everything in the mirror out the corner of my eye.
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
This is kinda cringy but Baby by Warpaint.
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
Neck, hips and shoulders uhhhhhhhhhh
Every workplace i’m ever in, I seem to be the one nominated as the “weird” one. Like, I feel that my personality’s pretty easy to get along with but NO! homophobia and general bullying always win majority favour so I guess i’m the aloof guy bc they’re all too busy finding it HILARIOUS that i’m not a Real Man.
It means that I always get sectioned off with the girls which is fine bc I get along with girls better anyway but then they’re also too busy trying not to talk to me too much in case they look too friendly to me in front of the boys.
Waah today is hump day which means I have to be extra nice to me. I may or may not trade games in and get Dynasty Warriors 8 and am considering investing in some more jeans because i’m totally hopeless at having my own clothes.